THE MAN is:
THE MAN is not your papa.
Your papa can work for THE MAN, but cannot, in fact, be THE MAN.
THE MAN controls your life.
THE MAN controls the economy.
THE MAN is the establishment.
THE MAN is logging your IP address.
THE MAN does not like subversion.
But THE MAN likes to subvert.
THE MAN ghostwrote Bridget Jones’ Diary.
THE MAN doesn’t give a shit about your agenda.
THE MAN cannot be brought down with music.
THE MAN cannot be brought down with love.
THE MAN cannot be brought down with inane pop culture references.
And goddamnit, THE MAN absolutely, positively, cannot be brought down with black leggings.
This Public Service Announcement made possible by Lilly Dagdigian ’08 and yours truly. Carry on.