I am so incredibly jealous of all the people who’ve managed to get back to campus already and all the froshlings who will take Foss by storm tomorrow. Technically, I’m supposed to be there too (one of the perks of having a lab job is you can easily justify going back early), but unforch, dental hygiene takes a wee bit of precedence over getting to orientation on time, and this little girl’s got an appointment. So while you’re wandering campus with your activities packet and rape whistle, give a thought to poor old me sitting in the dentist’s chair with a drill in my mouth. Thank you.
Now on a completely unrelated note, here’s what the basement of Nic 6 looks like if you set off two fire extinguishers and run. Not my doing, and fortunately not my hall either, as it was rendered uninhabitable for the night.