The first Argus of the year is out, having been distributed by the invisible newspaper-toting gnomes that live underneath WestCo.
Weshop opens tomorrow at noon, and I expect all of you to swamp the doors as they open. The first day is always filled with beaming upperclassmen who’ve been living off of the Science Center vending machines and Chinese food. Seriously, it’s like christmas, but you have to pay for stuff.
Also, the Julie on the Underwear Party flyers is, indeed, our Julie. The woman’s a porn star, now go to her party!