Brian Palmer, a.k.a. “some guy on the internet,” actually created a photo comparison of Garden State with Zach Braff’s new cool-kid targeting piece of trash, The Last Kiss, affirming what the 44 members of the I Choose Friends Based On Their Moral Opposition to the Movie ‘Garden State’ facebook group have long known:
2) He’s, like, seriously disaffected, guys. Like, really.
And now that he’s going to be forever typecast as the malcontent young professional with daddy issues, the rest of us can now breathe a sigh of relief that we’ll never have to tolerate him in a movie we might actually want to see.
My favorite component of Zach Braff’s 10 Easy Tips for Writing Films About Twenty-Somethings®:
3. The perfect catalyst for change should come in the form of a small, perky, impossibly cute, dark-haired Jewess, who, for some inexplicable reason, is deeply attracted to the protagonist, despite the fact that his personality is about as exciting as a soggy peanut butter sandwich.