Zach Braff and his pigeonhole

Brian Palmer, a.k.a. “some guy on the internet,” actually created a photo comparison of Garden State with Zach Braff’s new cool-kid targeting piece of trash, The Last Kiss, affirming what the 44 members of the I Choose Friends Based On Their Moral Opposition to the Movie ‘Garden State’ facebook group have long known:

1) Zach Braff is a talentless hack
2) He’s, like, seriously disaffected, guys. Like, really.

And now that he’s going to be forever typecast as the malcontent young professional with daddy issues, the rest of us can now breathe a sigh of relief that we’ll never have to tolerate him in a movie we might actually want to see.

My favorite component of Zach Braff’s 10 Easy Tips for Writing Films About Twenty-Somethings®:

3. The perfect catalyst for change should come in the form of a small, perky, impossibly cute, dark-haired Jewess, who, for some inexplicable reason, is deeply attracted to the protagonist, despite the fact that his personality is about as exciting as a soggy peanut butter sandwich.

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