So for many, the only reason to stay on Facebook was the fact that it wasn’t Myspace.
Well, in continuing with their streak of making bad decisions this month, Facebook will be swinging its doors open to THE ENTIRE INTERNET.
Ok, see, there already exists a Facebook for the entire internet. It’s called Myspace. It’s for 12-year-old girls and the 50-year-old men who love them. Leave them be!
You know what as a girl legally named Holly Wood I don’t want? 10,000 friend requests from 14-year-olds who think my name is cool.
Thanks again, Facebook, for your tireless efforts in your campaign to ruin college as we know it.