New Ipod Shuffle

This is the new second generation Ipod Shuffle.

IT IS SO SMALL.

How small? Try a gig packed into 1.62 mighty inches. Inches that are, might I add, clippable. I’m not fucking kidding. It’s the first mp3 player that can double as a money clip. Next step? Roach clip.

The thing weighs half an ounce. To give you a sense of scale, a parakeet weighs 1-1.4 ounces.

Really, there’s a limit to how tiny you can conceivably make these things before people start losing them underneath their couch cushions.

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