Another reason Harvard sucks

A 22.6 billion dollar endowment apparently can’t get you everything. Here’s the laughably terrible ad for HRtv, Harvard’s student-run television production group. Great idea, piss-poor execution.

Their programing boasts gems such as “Ivory Tower,” described as “Harvard’s very own soap opera, parodying and revealing the world of Ivy League sex, lies and privilege!,” and “Harvard Hookups,” where “three sophisticated males attempt to win an all-expenses paid date with a beautiful Harvard girl.” OH MY GOD SHUT UP.

Bonus: Watch a Harvard student pee on a tourist. Classic.