It’s not even October yet, but the marketing gurus at candy companies are cranking up the Wonkameter to high in preparation for Halloween. Have you been to Brooks Pharmacy lately? SO MUCH CANDY.
I’m most excited for the Fear Factor gummy pizza:
If I were a kid and I came home with that in my halloween loot, I’d be king of the world! Why, dare I say that I could trade it for three Snickers bars! That’s 20 rolls of Smarties at last year’s exchange rate!