Trophy Husband Available

A kindapatheticmostlytransparent Havard grad is offering himself up for marriage–so long as you work and put food on the table as he attempts a career as a “novelist.”

Trophy husband on the market — act fast.

Funny, intelligent, warm and generous, well-read and well-traveled.

Harvard degree, 6-foot-1, 180 pounds, in good shape. Dark hair and eyes. Still young and vigorous.

Interested in a big wedding and raising a family (2-4 kids) while you work and support the family. Will try to be a novelist in the quiet hours. No motivation whatsoever beyond raising kids, reading great magazines in bed, discussing politics, volunteering from time to time, and traveling around the world. Number one priority: making a great wife happy.

(Note: Willing to be a trophy boyfriend for those interested parties who are already married.)

2 thoughts on “Trophy Husband Available

  1. Anonymous

    That’s kinda neat.Gender equality says everyone has the right to want this, so I say go for it dude.

  2. Anonymous

    That’s kinda neat.

    Gender equality says everyone has the right to want this, so I say go for it dude.

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