PIRATES VS. NINJAS

PIRATES VS. NINJAS IS ON MOTHERFUCKING YOUTUBE!!!

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Ever wanted to see an epic battle between ninjas and pirates duke it out with rock ballads and a giant ship in the ’92 theater? TOO BAD, because it’s never going to happen again.

For those of you who weren’t here for this masterpiece, it was performed once and once only in December 2004. The brainchild of one Joaquin Cotler ’05, it sold out and people were clustered around the door, looking in the windows, sitting on each other’s shoulders to try to get a glimpse from the outside. IN DECEMBER. IN CONNECTICUT.