Sage advice re: MPD

We’ve been seeing a lot of the MPD on campus. Here’s a tip:

P-Safe and MPD do not get along. Psafe is not happy that the cops are encroaching on their turf, and MPD are annoyed by these fakers trying to do their job. There have been several, very public spats. So here’s what to do when cops show up and start acting in fucked up ways (or if the potential is there for them to start acting in fucked up ways, AKA students of color are nearby). Call Psafe. Tell them that you don’t know what’s going on but a bunch of cops just showed up. Psafe will come in a hurry, and the ensuing confusion will lead to ample time to get the fuck away.

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6 thoughts on “Sage advice re: MPD

  1. Anonymous

    Give me a break. MPD and PSafe may not get along — actually, they hate each other — but that’s just bureacracy. MPD isn’t evil incarnate.For the most part, MPD is cool to leave Wesleyan alone, because they’ve got bigger things to worry about than a bunch of well-to-do hipster potheads (see, for example: the underage gun-toting crack whores on Rapallo Ave). When you really need the MPD, they’re (in my experience) extremely helpful. Let’s not turn this thing into another I-hate-M-town forum, because what the hell does that accomplish?

  2. Anonymous

    Give me a break. MPD and PSafe may not get along — actually, they hate each other — but that’s just bureacracy. MPD isn’t evil incarnate.

    For the most part, MPD is cool to leave Wesleyan alone, because they’ve got bigger things to worry about than a bunch of well-to-do hipster potheads (see, for example: the underage gun-toting crack whores on Rapallo Ave).

    When you really need the MPD, they’re (in my experience) extremely helpful. Let’s not turn this thing into another I-hate-M-town forum, because what the hell does that accomplish?

  3. Anonymous

    But be nice to this one MPD guy named Rob. He’s gay, and also one time I (clearly underaged–I look approximately 14) came up to him very drunk and started rambling about how awesome stuff was, and he smiled indulgently and asked if I needed an escort home.

  4. Anonymous

    But be nice to this one MPD guy named Rob. He’s gay, and also one time I (clearly underaged–I look approximately 14) came up to him very drunk and started rambling about how awesome stuff was, and he smiled indulgently and asked if I needed an escort home.

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