HOMECOMING IS THIS WEEKEND, BITCHES! Alums! Parents! Townies! Kids! Faculty! The only time of the year when anyone gives a shit about football!
Frosh: Be prepared to be really confused as to what school you go to come Saturday morning. And come down to Andrus Field for cotton candy.
For a complete list of all University-mandated events going on this weekend, click here for Wes’s schedule. Wesleying will, of course, still be providing your unoffish student-run events calendar.