So chalking has cost the university $100,000, yeah? Let’s get everyone to submit “Lift Chalking Ban” as a project $ave idea. Since they’re so into $aving monie$.
It takes 2 seconds. Even if you don’t chalk, tag, or protest, imagine what it would be like if 900+ people submitted it as a legimately great idea. Let’s show our solidarity and commitment to keeping Wes weird in a way that they can’t SJB us for!
Here’s the site:
Here’s an example of what you can write, so just copy and paste if you’re lazy:
Your Suggestion: Lift the Chalking Ban!
How would this suggestion save money or increase efficiency: Chalking has cost the university $100,000 over 3 years, according to Physical plant. That’s over $30,000 a year for what rain does for free!
Office(s) or people that might benefit: All students on campus that have their tuition raised to cover the costs of erasing the chalk. Prefrosh who are dismayed to find out that their 1st choice university is not what it claims to be. Weshop, since it can benefit from the sale of chalk. Wesleyan groundskeepers and custodial staff.