You’re A Child of The 90’s If…
•You’ve ever ended a sentence with the word “PSYCHE!”
•You can sing the rap to “The Fresh Prince Of Bel Air”
•You know that “WOAH” comes from Joey from “Blossom” and that “How Rude!” comes from Stephanie from “Full House”
•You remember when it was actually worth getting up early on a Saturday to watch cartoons
•You had the hots for Sam from Clarissa Explains it All
•You got super excited when it was Oregon Trail day in computer class at school
•You remember reading “Goosebumps”
•You know the profound meaning of “Wax on, wax off”
•You took plastic cartoon lunch boxes to school
•You remember the craze then the banning of slap bracelets and slam books
•You still get the urge to say “NOT” after (almost) every sentence…Not…
•You knew that Kimberly, the pink ranger, and Tommy, the Green Ranger were meant to be together…
•…But Jason the red ranger was way hotter
•You remember “I’ve fallen and I can’t get up”
•You remember going to the skating rink before there were inline skates
•MTV used to be on channel 12
•You got injured on a Slip ‘n’ Slide
•You wore socks over leggings scrunched down
•”Miss Mary Mack, Mack, Mack, all dressed in black, black, black, with silver buttons, buttons, buttons, all down her back, back, back SHE ASKED HER MOTHER MOTHER MOTHER FOR FIFTY CENTS CENTS CENTS TO SEE THE ELEPHANTS ELEPHANTS ELEPHANTS JUMP OVER THE FENCE FENCE FENCE He jumped so high high high he touched the sky sky sky and he didnt come back back back til the forth of july july july he jumped so low low low he stumbed his toe toe toe and thats the end end end of the elephants show show show “
•You remember boom boxes vs. CD players
•You knew what it meant to say “Care Bear Stare”
•You remember Alf, the little brown alien from Melmac and Vicki the Robot from “Small Wonder”
•You remember New Kids on The Block when they were cool
•You owned the first pair of Jordans for $100. And it seemed like a lot of money.
•You knew all the characters names and their life stories on “Saved By The Bell”
•You played and or collected Pogs
•You remember Strawberry Shortcake when she wore a dress and not jeans
•You used to pretend to be a Mighty Morphin Power Ranger
•You had at least one GigaPet or Nano and brought it everywhere
•You watched the original Care Bears, and Ninja Turtles
•Yikes pencils and erasers were the shizz
•You had at least one troll
•You remember when the new Beanie Babies were always sold out
•You watched Legends of the Hidden Temple
•You’ve gotten creeped out by “Are You Afraid of the Dark?”
•You thought it would be so cool to be Alex Mack
•You know the Macarena by heart
•” Talk to the hand” … enough said
•You thought Brain would finally take over the world
•You want to go to the TOTALLY ROCKIN’ AWESOME 90S PARTY PSI U IS HOSTING THIS FRIDAY
Admission is $3 but nostalgia is priceless. I hear there’ll be a pinata at midnight…
Date: Friday, November 10th
Time: 10pm-2am
Venue: Psi U