Argus sexy singles

Know someone who’s available and shakes hir ass like nobody’s business? Can ze bake delicious muffins with one hand and paint perfect Renoir reproductions with the other all while reading Feynmann’s lectures, listening to Burgmuller and giving excellent oral sex? Or maybe ze’s just, you know, a really goodsexy person?

Argus autumn sexy single nominations are due Wednesday Nov. 15 by 4pm. Send nominations to argus(at)wesleyan.edu. Embarrass your friends! They’ll love you (and maybe someone else) for it.

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