It’s that time again

Roommate whisked away under the cover of night by masked strangers; mysterious noises emanating from the frats on High Street; lights coming on in the Tomb; herds of rowdy students roaming campus in the wee hours of the morning. The fall semester’s winding down, which means one thing: Initiation time.

To all the pledges of various societies around campus, we wish you luck and congratulations–May the rest of your college careers be filled to the brim with cheap, plentiful drugs and alcohol.

To all the societies: Don’t kill anyone, and try not to bring goats into your house lest the media find out.

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