Alternative Ammo

Anyone else as pumped as I about the Z vs H game next week?

Well, just in case you were looking for something a little quirky that might give your tasty human flesh a bit of an advantage over the undead opposition, I’ve found just the thing!

Recently flipping through SkyMall, I noticed this odd device:
SEX

You will notice that yes, that is a MARSHMALLOW GUN!!

Seeing as your nerf arsenal will never be enough, you can now blast savory confections over thirty feet with this baby!

BUT WAIT!! There’s more:
More Sex
IT ALSO COMES IN CAMO!!

And if 30 feet is too close for comfort when it comes to walking corpses, you can test your sharpshooting skillz with the Marshmallow BLASTER:
Your Mom

A quick google search will give tons of stores from which to purchase these puppies.

Happy zombie hunting!!

4 thoughts on “Alternative Ammo

  1. Michelle Garcia '10

    I just went out and spent forty bucks building up my Nerf arsenal, then a few hours with Isaac Meyer and co. trying to kill each other/planning out tactics/being insane. I’m really excited.

  2. Michelle Garcia '10

    I just went out and spent forty bucks building up my Nerf arsenal, then a few hours with Isaac Meyer and co. trying to kill each other/planning out tactics/being insane. I’m really excited.

  3. Michelle Garcia '10

    I just went out and spent forty bucks building up my Nerf arsenal, then a few hours with Isaac Meyer and co. trying to kill each other/planning out tactics/being insane. I’m really excited.

  4. Michelle Garcia '10

    I just went out and spent forty bucks building up my Nerf arsenal, then a few hours with Isaac Meyer and co. trying to kill each other/planning out tactics/being insane. I’m really excited.

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