Oh god, the shit-interlude is almost over

Good god. It seems the foodcoma is wearing off just in time for me to haul my hedgehog and my duffel bag-worth of books back to school. I am not amused at your alacrity to pass, time.

Nonetheless, I have another meaningless shit-morsel for you all. Is your betty ready?

“Introducing the first safe color specially formulated for the hair down there. Colors naturally, covers gray, and enhances to match your glorious locks above…From now on, when you highlight or color your hair, don’t forget your betty color for the hair down there.”

Yes, that’s right. Just in case your pubes weren’t loud enough already, you can dye them hot pink–sure enough to freak the fuck out of anyone you end up with on Saturday night. Surprise!

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