Dude, our friends over at MiddBlog say there’s a frikkin’ QUIDDITCH TOURAMENT AT MIDDLEBURY TOMORROW!
There perhaps is no greater event of the year than this second annual Middlebury College Qudditch World Cup. This not only brings Midd to the forefront of the Harry Potter fan-dom, but it is just the greatest thing to watch and play… Rainey, the snitch, practices for hours for this very event and it will be a sight to behold. New hoops, new banners, and megaphones will make this round all the better. This is such an important event that a Wall Street Journal reporter will make his was to the MIDDle of nowhere to document it!
Students are encouraged to form teams of seven with capes and uniforms. Brooms will be provided (they better have a lot of brooms…).
What the hell! Let’s play quidditch here, god dammit!
I guess the next best thing we have is BROOMBALL!