Zombie Jackie Chapman ’08 writes in to tell us she’s not at all pleased with the emerging trend of anti-Zombeeism (Yeah, that’s how I choose to spell it. Go to hell). She sends us this picture chalked outside her low-rise today:
Day 6: There’s not very many of us left. I’m the only member of the Braintrust left. Of the 3 of us, two were devoured by a clever quiet zombie this afternoon. I managed to stun her, but only after she turned my two comrades. That makes 6 of us down: 4 are members of the horde, one has evacuated, and the last has put himself to rest… permanently. Why I am left I do not know, but I can slowly feel my sanity slipping away… I can hear them clawing at my door, groaning in the rooms of my very suite… I will fight these bastards to the very end, but should I not last much longer, let this be my final testament to the will of mankind to survive.
– Alex Dezieck, Chapter 6: “The Zombie Wars”
The Zombies are people, too, Dezieck. Albeit the living undead people, but people, too.
Note: Dezieck as of 1am today is now a zombie.