Dude finds internet recipe for homemade jug wine. Dude makes 5 gallons of it in a month. Dude then makes a homemade still and reduces those 5 gallons into 4 ounces of “brandy” (or as he calls it, “MOONSHWINE”), and sets it on fire.
Ever wanted to drink methanol? Now’s your chance*.
*don’t do it.