This Sunday, December 17th, at about 11:55pm– Throw open the window. Step onto your balcony. Come to the steps of Olin, to Foss Hill, in front of the campus center, next to your dorm, with your friends, with some strangers.
When the clock strikes midnight, SCREAM as loudly as you possibly can. Whoever you’re with, no matter what you’re doing–Just go outside and YELL. Even if you don’t remember in time, join in when you hear everyone else.
Bring your cell phones: Their times are relatively synchronized.
Make it satisfying, passionate, cathartic, orgasmic. Tell your friends and spread the word. Hell, make flyers if you want.
Maybe Jesus will come. Probably not. But scream like he is.