Columbia’s Bwog: “Please don’t let us get beat by Wesleyan.“
Comments from the Bwog: “how do you even PRONOUNCE wesleying? grossssss. well their chunk of pie is more than twice as big as ours. VOTE.“
Harvard’s Gadfly: “The early front-runners seem to be blogs from Wesleyan and Columbia. Though they both seem to be written by very congenial people, we still consider them the enemy. And you know what that means, don’t you? Ask General Patton:
You know…My God, I actually pity those poor bastards we’re going up against. My God, I do. We’re not just going to shoot the bastards, we’re going to cut out their living guts and use them to grease the treads of our tanks. We’re going to murder those lousy Hun bastards by the bushel. Now some of you boys, I know, are wondering whether or not you’ll chicken out under fire. Don’t worry about it. I can assure you that you’ll all do your duty. The Nazis are the enemy. Wade into them. Spill their blood, shoot them in the belly. When you put your hand into a bunch of goo, that a moment before was your best friends face, you’ll know what to do.”
Harvard’s Pablog: “So here’s Pablog’s pitch: a Ball State podcast? “Bwog”? InsideVandy? Wesleying?!” (Yes, extra exclamation mark, because we are surely the most ridiculous of the options.)
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Dear Columbia: We love pie and are very glad to hear you do too. Perhaps we can be pie pals.
Dear Harvardx2:
But hey, Wesleyan’s all about peace, joy, and passing the joint. Make love, not war; Make cliches, not enemies, yadda yadda yadda the end. We love you all.
(P.S. Remember to vote for us.)
Why?! I must ask. I must know why we must perpetuate the “passing the joint” stereotype. Yes we all love marijuana but who doesn’t, the fact is there is more to Wesleyan than drugs and peace. Though I agree with all the other thing said, and we are kicking everyone’s ass in the poll which is awesome, I hate to hear from everyone isn’t Wesleyan a big weed school? It’s so annoying!
Why?! I must ask. I must know why we must perpetuate the “passing the joint” stereotype. Yes we all love marijuana but who doesn’t, the fact is there is more to Wesleyan than drugs and peace. Though I agree with all the other thing said, and we are kicking everyone’s ass in the poll which is awesome, I hate to hear from everyone isn’t Wesleyan a big weed school? It’s so annoying!
Also you should thank the Argus for telling you about this because we can help a brother out.
Also you should thank the Argus for telling you about this because we can help a brother out.
How many times can you vote?
How many times can you vote?
Dear Harvard, We are kicking your ass. Suck it. Sincerely, A loyal Wesleyinger
Dear Harvard,
We are kicking your ass. Suck it.
Sincerely,
A loyal Wesleyinger
God, the Ivies are so defensive.
God, the Ivies are so defensive.
Awww… you know, I kinda like “Bwog” – almost as though it were Wesleying’s mildly retarded, adoptive little step-brother. You know, the kind of individual that would have a nickname like “Bwog.” That Bwog, what a trooper.
Awww… you know, I kinda like “Bwog” – almost as though it were Wesleying’s mildly retarded, adoptive little step-brother. You know, the kind of individual that would have a nickname like “Bwog.” That Bwog, what a trooper.