Yes, if you’ve got a penis and are worth an assload of money, you can qualify for a new kind of matchmaking event called “Natural Selection Speed Date.”
The gist? Well there are different set of requirements for men and women. They are:
Solely based on wealth
Salary: Age 25 or below $200K + Age 26-30 $300K + Age 30+ $500K +
Invested Assets: $1 million + Trust: $4 million + *Men will be asked to provide documented proof Ticket Price $500
Solely based on beauty
5 pictures will be submitted to Pocket Change for judgment by celebrity Matchmaker Janis Spindel -Pictures are judged for beauty -No additional information will be accepted
Ticket Price $50
Directly from the website:
Pocket Change is honoring the age old union of wealthy men and hot girls. Society has taught us to not publicly acknowledge the obvious – no longer dear friends. Women want money in a man, men want beauty in a woman – this is a factual force of nature. Women don’t ask “So, what does he do for a living?” because they’re interested in his personality and guys don’t ask “is she hot?” because they’re concerned with character. Guys know that money buys them the car, the house and the trophy wife. This genetic cleansing is how the wealthy stays beautiful.
This shit just writes itself.