Useless campus superlatives

Slowest Elevator: Judd.
Nicest Public Restroom: Fisk, 3rd floor. I’ve seen singles smaller than that bathroom.
Former-Frat-That-I-Can’t-Imagine-Being-A-Frat: Davison Art Center.
Craziest Thesis Idea That Got Honors: “Some sort of thesis about cooking, and having meals represent famous fictional and non-fictional people.”

I can’t decide on the Ugliest Building. Zelnick Pavilion or the entirety of the CFA?

PS: The RSS feed is all wobbly-gobbly. We’ve been messing with the tags, and it re-syndicates whatever we retag. Arrrghh!

PPS: Have you voted? Go vote. Please. We done is slippin’, y’all.

PPPS: Heads up to anyone planning to come back early: Unless you’ve received prior permission, lo-rises are alarmed and their locks have been changed. Though it seems that not every single lo-rise is alarmed, but, uh, that won’t help you. We’re not really sure about communal living arrangements like dorms or hi-rise since athletes have to come back early and there are some people on campus over break, but, ah, be careful… Or just wait until Sunday.

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8 thoughts on “Useless campus superlatives

  1. Matt

    Zelnick is gorgeous. Every time I’m in the CFA I feel like I’m Colonel Claus von Stauffenberg coming to pay a visit to Hitler’s reinforced concrete bunker, circa July 1944. It is an odd sensation. Where is Marshall Zhukov — FGSS?Hall-Atwater is also awful, simply because it is so pointlessly disorienting.

  2. Matt

    Zelnick is gorgeous. Every time I’m in the CFA I feel like I’m Colonel Claus von Stauffenberg coming to pay a visit to Hitler’s reinforced concrete bunker, circa July 1944. It is an odd sensation. Where is Marshall Zhukov — FGSS?

    Hall-Atwater is also awful, simply because it is so pointlessly disorienting.

  3. Anonymous

    Thank you, I agree. Zelnick and CFA get a lot of shit for being unusual, but they’re not the ugliest buildings. The CFA is wonderful, and while Zelnick is not as wonderful (the outside of zelnick isn’t exactly a miracle, but I love the basement), it at least has something to say. Buildings that don’t have anything to say for themselves are the ugliest: Hall-Atwater and Fauver come to mind.

  4. Anonymous

    Thank you, I agree. Zelnick and CFA get a lot of shit for being unusual, but they’re not the ugliest buildings. The CFA is wonderful, and while Zelnick is not as wonderful (the outside of zelnick isn’t exactly a miracle, but I love the basement), it at least has something to say. Buildings that don’t have anything to say for themselves are the ugliest: Hall-Atwater and Fauver come to mind.

  5. Anonymous

    the CFA is the most interesting structure on campus. i will guard the honor of the cfa with my life.

  6. Anonymous

    the CFA is the most interesting structure on campus. i will guard the honor of the cfa with my life.

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