So, let’s talk about Red Bull. It’s fizzy, it tastes vaguely like bubble gum, it keeps you up at night. Love it or hate it, it is also a freakin’ huge brand, and they’re looking for student
representatives *ahem*– BRAND MANAGERS– for Wesleyan. You may have seen a little truck with a giant red bull can on its back doling out the stuff before… Or at least, it was around a lot two years ago; I haven’t seen it lately. In any case, you, too, can be the Santa Claus of college campuses: The Red Bull Guy.
The application seems short and sweet, and perks include a custom fridge full o’Red Bull for your room, $$$$$$, and you get to ride around in this thing. I know people who practically piss Red Bull. Make their day.