Pimp Your Program House

Hey, is your butt sitting in a program house right now? Want to attract lovable, pinchable freshmen and sophomores to your abode? Tell *us* about it!

Email us at wesleying(at)gmail.com with details about your house–little eccentricities like Thursday Naked Lunch or Sunday Pancakes. Big eccentricities like the moral opposition to laundry detergent. Look, I don’t know. I’m asking.

Seriously, we’ll make a post about your house and what it is and what it stands for and what it does and hell if you have a picture, we’ll post that, too.

–Holly

P.S. If you don’t, I’ll probably make up stuff about your house and how you keep capybara in your crawlspace. YEAH, THAT’S A THREAT.

2 thoughts on “Pimp Your Program House

  1. Anonymous

    ooh i wanna live in a house with a capybara!(but not a chupacabra, because those are apparently velociraptors and brontosaurus live in the congo)

  2. Anonymous

    ooh i wanna live in a house with a capybara!

    (but not a chupacabra, because those are apparently velociraptors and brontosaurus live in the congo)

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