Snow Cream


Holy fresh fallen snow! Here’s a recipe for snow cream. And don’t give me any of that “unsanitary” bull. This is college. You get mono, typhoid, and the gastro. Some snow ain’t gonna kill ya.

  • 5 cups of fresh snow
  • 1 tablespoon of vanilla extract
  • 1/2 cup sugar
  • 1 cup of Half and Half or milk

Mix well and eat, preferably in front of a space heater. Fire inspections confiscated your space heater? Open burning!