Silent Football is a game that mirrors both the structure and the randomness of the universe. Hosted by Mr. Dictator, the goal of the game is to continue to pass around an imaginary football, which preserves the existence of the known universe. This is done in ways only explained at the beginning of each session; complicated, amusing rules can generally be assumed. Countering the preservation of the universe are “Outside Evil Chaotic Communist Forces,” who do everything within their power to stop the passing of the football, and to create situations so inherently ridiculous that the universe collapses in laughter.
Come to the Butt C lounge after Spring Fling to engage in a hilarious, vibrant game of epic proportions. Bring your friends, and show up on time. The universe depends on it.
Date: May 9, 2007
Time: 6:00 — 8:00 PM
Place: Butt C lounge