It looks like a few of you may have a slightly more sober Spring Fling than intended. P-Safe just dug up two kegs buried under Foss Hill. Much to my dismay, the P-Safe officer on guard declined to pose with them.
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It looks like a few of you may have a slightly more sober Spring Fling than intended. P-Safe just dug up two kegs buried under Foss Hill. Much to my dismay, the P-Safe officer on guard declined to pose with them.
We thought we were so clever burying porcelain kegs, but apparently they preempted us and had some sonar device to find those too.You may have won this battle, P-Safe, but you’ll never win the war!Next year we’re going to float kegs over foss hill with helium balloons and shoot them down during Spring Fling (a few balloons at a time so they come down slow). This was Evan Simco-Bednarsky’s idea. What a soldier.
We thought we were so clever burying porcelain kegs, but apparently they preempted us and had some sonar device to find those too.
You may have won this battle, P-Safe, but you’ll never win the war!
Next year we’re going to float kegs over foss hill with helium balloons and shoot them down during Spring Fling (a few balloons at a time so they come down slow). This was Evan Simco-Bednarsky’s idea. What a soldier.
yeah, if anyone knows whether there were ACTUALLY any metal detectors on duty, please, please, please email us or post here, because I thought i’d just made that shit up, but someone said that it actually happened.. which would be ridiculous, so I’d like to know.w
yeah, if anyone knows whether there were ACTUALLY any metal detectors on duty, please, please, please email us or post here, because I thought i’d just made that shit up, but someone said that it actually happened.. which would be ridiculous, so I’d like to know.
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I think it might’ve just been that there were uprooted patches of grass where the kegs were buried. But I could be wrong.
I think it might’ve just been that there were uprooted patches of grass where the kegs were buried. But I could be wrong.
fancy and hella expensive. Good to know money is allocated to keeping students safe and sober
fancy and hella expensive. Good to know money is allocated to keeping students safe and sober
They must have used that fancy new metal detector.
They must have used that fancy new metal detector.