Creepy Summer Internship in Hartford Area

Hey ladies, still searching for a summer internship? This guy’s got one for you on Craigslist:

I am posting about a unique summer opportunity for an enterprising woman.

I am a rich guy who lives in the area. I’m mid thirties, reasonably cute and attached. Looking for a discreet plaything on the side.

Time commitment is only be a few hours per week. People who can host are preferred, but its not a prerequisite.

Qualifications – 18-35, very attractive, sexual, fun-loving, laid-back. Not looking for a professional escort, drama, or BBWs.

To apply send an email with recent pic. Your pic will get mine. All applications will get a response and be considered. Last year’s intern made over $5000, and is available as a reference to prove this is for real.