WWZBG?!

I’m just awfully curious now about why anyone would want to “win” the honor of being touted the most annoying liberal arts college by Gawker. Honestly, why?

Considering the essence of “annoying” according to Gawker is embodied almost entirely in Zach Braff’s existence (and we can’t think of a reason not to agree with them on this point), can we not think for a second of where Zach Braff would go to college? Ok, granted, he *went* to Northwestern. But where would he go now? Ask yourself, Wesleying, WWZBG?!

Of the options presented by Gawker, I’d vote hands down Brown. While the appeal of Professor Jeanine Basinger‘s Wesleyan’s mafia would surely send him to the moon, we all know he wouldn’t have gotten the required B+ in the intro film course to continue the major (you know, considering him creating Garden State and what that god awful The Last Kiss movie). Hence, he would have transferred to…Brown. No grades while getting to attach himself to the Ivy League halo? Hello, of course that’s what he’d do! And Brown for its part would welcome him with open arms after Wesleyan’s film department had so sorely bruised his ego.

The logic is indisputable.

Guys, hands down, the most annoying liberal arts college is Brown because we know that Zach Braff would have gone to Brown. We know Brown isn’t actually a LAC, but who cares? The rest of my logic is flawless.

6 thoughts on “WWZBG?!

  1. Anonymous

    hey! NOBODY OPENLY ADMITS to LIKING GARDEN STATE!! so lets trash zach braff!! IT’S SAFE and THE POPULOUS WILL ACCEPT OUR DISGUST WITH HIS PUBLIC PERSONA!! And talking bad about other people/institutions makes us look all the more cool, right? just look what it did for Gawker!!oh but wait scrubs is good.

  2. Anonymous

    hey! NOBODY OPENLY ADMITS to LIKING GARDEN STATE!! so lets trash zach braff!! IT’S SAFE and THE POPULOUS WILL ACCEPT OUR DISGUST WITH HIS PUBLIC PERSONA!! And talking bad about other people/institutions makes us look all the more cool, right? just look what it did for Gawker!!

    oh but wait scrubs is good.

  3. annalisa

    brown sort of annoys me on principle. still, after the shit they pulled on the ACB, how could you not vote for oberlin?

  4. annalisa

    brown sort of annoys me on principle. still, after the shit they pulled on the ACB, how could you not vote for oberlin?

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