Or, rather, not wipe it. Enter, Washlet:
Is it a fancy toilet? Is it a bidet? Actually, it’s neither. Basically, the Toto Washlet is a toilet seat. A pretty remarkable toilet seat.
Oh, that’s cool. But what does it actually do?
You just sit down, do what you came to do, and then reach for the remote. Select the area you want to wash, and with the push of a button, the Washlet does the rest. A small wand just below the seat extends, and a gentle stream of warm, aerated water cleans you. Precisely, comfortably, completely. Nothing touches you but the water, and the water goes just where it needs to go.
Remember:
When it comes to personal hygiene, paper tends to distribute the problem.
Be sure to check out the ‘Technology’ video on the website. The S400 model lifts and lowers the toilet seat based on your proximity to the toilet. It even flushes for you!
Anonymous -And I’m still waiting to hear back from Phillip Morris.Smoke.
Anonymous –
And I’m still waiting to hear back from Phillip Morris.
Smoke.
It’s funny, because Holly is the Teach for America campus rep, but no one complained when she made a post about Teach for America. Of course, I think both are completely legitimate posts to make, but I guess Teach for America seems more benign than an evil giant corporation.
It’s funny, because Holly is the Teach for America campus rep, but no one complained when she made a post about Teach for America. Of course, I think both are completely legitimate posts to make, but I guess Teach for America seems more benign than an evil giant corporation.
When I saw one of these in Japan, I nearly shat myself. Then I realized I was using a toilet, so it was okay.And Brian – you ought to know better.
When I saw one of these in Japan, I nearly shat myself. Then I realized I was using a toilet, so it was okay.
And Brian – you ought to know better.
You’d think the campus rep jokes would eventually grow old…Anonymous never forgets?
You’d think the campus rep jokes would eventually grow old…
Anonymous never forgets?
When I saw one of these in Japan for the first time, I took photos.
When I saw one of these in Japan for the first time, I took photos.
It looks like a combination of an automatic bidet/toilet to me…
It looks like a combination of an automatic bidet/toilet to me…
How is this *not* a bidet?
How is this *not* a bidet?
No, you figured me out! Now I have to add a disclaimer. ::Sigh::
No, you figured me out! Now I have to add a disclaimer. ::Sigh::
Let me guess, you’re Wesleyan’s new Washlet campus rep?p.s. PWN3D!!!!/1//one//1/
Let me guess, you’re Wesleyan’s new Washlet campus rep?
p.s. PWN3D!!!!/1//one//1/