The classiest way to wipe your ass

Or, rather, not wipe it. Enter, Washlet:

Is it a fancy toilet? Is it a bidet? Actually, it’s neither. Basically, the Toto Washlet is a toilet seat. A pretty remarkable toilet seat.

Oh, that’s cool. But what does it actually do?

You just sit down, do what you came to do, and then reach for the remote. Select the area you want to wash, and with the push of a button, the Washlet does the rest. A small wand just below the seat extends, and a gentle stream of warm, aerated water cleans you. Precisely, comfortably, completely. Nothing touches you but the water, and the water goes just where it needs to go.

Remember:

When it comes to personal hygiene, paper tends to distribute the problem.

Be sure to check out the ‘Technology’ video on the website. The S400 model lifts and lowers the toilet seat based on your proximity to the toilet. It even flushes for you!

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18 thoughts on “The classiest way to wipe your ass”

  3. Anonymous

    It’s funny, because Holly is the Teach for America campus rep, but no one complained when she made a post about Teach for America. Of course, I think both are completely legitimate posts to make, but I guess Teach for America seems more benign than an evil giant corporation.

  4. Anonymous

    It’s funny, because Holly is the Teach for America campus rep, but no one complained when she made a post about Teach for America. Of course, I think both are completely legitimate posts to make, but I guess Teach for America seems more benign than an evil giant corporation.

  5. Anonymous

    When I saw one of these in Japan, I nearly shat myself. Then I realized I was using a toilet, so it was okay.And Brian – you ought to know better.

  6. Anonymous

    When I saw one of these in Japan, I nearly shat myself. Then I realized I was using a toilet, so it was okay.

    And Brian – you ought to know better.

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