One reason why Wesleyan students shouldn’t trust Northwestern students

Patrick Sunwoo ’11 posted on the Wesleyan Class of 2011 facebook group:

This comes from the hit drama, “As The World Turns,” in which Wesleyan student, Maddie, is held back from going to Wesleyan by boyfriend, Noah, a student at Northwestern. Noah wants to go to Oakdale University before attending Northwestern because he wants to go into the army for the sake of money. Haha. :-). Of course, this is all done in good fun. Oh yeah, one more thing: Noah is most likely a closeted homosexual.

Priceless quote:

“I realized that going to Wesleyan is going to be a lot harder than I thought.”
“Harder how?”
“Because I didn’t get the scholarship money I thought I was going to get…”

BWAAAAHAHAHA.

14 thoughts on “One reason why Wesleyan students shouldn’t trust Northwestern students

  1. Anthony

    Luke just wants her out of the picture. Patrick Sunwoo found this? Odd… it isn’t mudkips.

  2. Anonymous

    this is hilarious. they should just both go to Wesleyan. They’d both find nice boyfriends to settle down with eventually, and could still make-believe things worked out at queer prom in the fall.

  3. Anonymous

    this is hilarious. they should just both go to Wesleyan. They’d both find nice boyfriends to settle down with eventually, and could still make-believe things worked out at queer prom in the fall.

  4. Anonymous

    I’m hooked. Setting DVR now to follow the trials and tribulations of the Wesleyan girl and her closeted gay boyfriend. They should have had him turn down Northwestern to go to Vassar instead, despite a full scholarship to NU.

  5. Anonymous

    I’m hooked. Setting DVR now to follow the trials and tribulations of the Wesleyan girl and her closeted gay boyfriend. They should have had him turn down Northwestern to go to Vassar instead, despite a full scholarship to NU.

  6. Jesse Y

    she has a quirky top and messy, toussled hair, of COURSE she wants to go to wesleyan! hilarious! is this as the world turns’ version of a cool alt-girl?

  7. Jesse Y

    she has a quirky top and messy, toussled hair, of COURSE she wants to go to wesleyan! hilarious! is this as the world turns’ version of a cool alt-girl?

  8. Justin

    My mom calls me all the time to tell me about the show and how the girl supposedly goes to Wesleyan. In fact, she just mentioned it the other day.

  9. Justin

    My mom calls me all the time to tell me about the show and how the girl supposedly goes to Wesleyan. In fact, she just mentioned it the other day.

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