The US Department of State has a blog.
A blog called…Wait for it…
It sounds like such an amazing insult. “Don’t be a dipnote!” Or even better, keep it in all caps–“That kid who always sits in the front row is such a DIPNOTE.” “Some DIPNOTE stole my laptop.” “Man, Marianna is way too good for that DIPNOTE.” DIPNOTE is the new douchebag. Spread the word.