The most exciting thing to come to the Argus since Evan Carp. This week, Prof. Westmoreland answers whether aluminum foil bongs cause Alzheimer’s, proving that:
- The Princeton Review was not wrong in ranking us #12 in Reefer Madness
- Prof. Westmoreland is fucking awesome. If Delmar Crim were not already the new Chuck Norris, I would nominate Westmoreland. I got a 32 on one of his exams once.
Disclaimer: Someone is inevitably going to comment anonymously on this post saying that I am not funny. I am not trying to be funny. Delmar Crim is the new Chuck Norris, and CHEM144 did defeat me.