College hook-ups

The ACB tackles hooking up at Wes:

It’s usually, “I stare-fucked the shit out of this guy in that NSM I’m taking, but I never talked to him…I wonder if he noticed me…I better drink until I feign confidence.” To which the guy responds, “I’m so bad at meeting girls, but she seems so confident, and it kinda seems like she’s into me. I better go for it before she realizes I’m rubbish.”

Awkward sex ensues, then confusing signals from both sides as to whether or not it should remain physical or become a relationship, before both fall apart and then future interactions are superficially friendly with a deep reservoir of mutual self-hatred just below the surface.

Welcome to single life at Wesleyan University.

16 thoughts on “College hook-ups

  1. Anonymous

    i thought this was pretty straightforward/assumed/common knowledge. idk why everyone thinks its such an amazing post.

  2. Anonymous

    i thought this was pretty straightforward/assumed/common knowledge. idk why everyone thinks its such an amazing post.

  3. Xiaoxi

    Xue, I saw this and thought, “I should post this on Wesleying.” But what do I see at the top of the page? haha.

  4. Xiaoxi

    Xue, I saw this and thought, “I should post this on Wesleying.” But what do I see at the top of the page? haha.

Comments are closed.