#1 LAC Shits All Over Itself–Literally.

In an all-campus email yesterday, students at Williams were warned by their student co-president about their, er, behavior problems.

You’re all invited to an all-campus forum with Dean Merrill on disrespectful behavior, alcohol and community this Wednesday (10/17) at 7:30 in Hopkins basement (1964 Classroom).

This fall has seen a sharp increase in incidents of bio-hazard clean up, ambulance rides and encounters with the WPD. Why is this happening this year? What can we do about it? Which of you care enough about our community to come to an evening meeting?

College Council is devoting its weekly meeting to a broad discussion. We would like input from as many parts of campus as possible. Come share your thoughts.

oh, and p.s. – since theoretically everyone reads this – please shit in toilets. Walls, stairs and common rooms are not the right places. Is it ridiculous to have to put this in an all campus email?

Yeah, I actually have nothing else to add to this except that the kids over at the House of Procrastination are going to have a fucking field day with this one.

24 thoughts on “#1 LAC Shits All Over Itself–Literally.

  1. Brandi

    As a proud Williams alum, I ask that you start referring to this as “Shitgate” because something doesn’t become scandal-ish until “gate” is added to it.

  2. Brandi

    As a proud Williams alum, I ask that you start referring to this as “Shitgate” because something doesn’t become scandal-ish until “gate” is added to it.

  3. Brandi

    As a proud Williams alum, I ask that you start referring to this as “Shitgate” because something doesn’t become scandal-ish until “gate” is added to it.

  4. Anonymous

    As a Williams student who proudly uses a toilet, I’d look to say: Please don’t reduce our school to the actions of what is probably one serial pooper.

  5. Anonymous

    As a Williams student who proudly uses a toilet, I’d look to say: Please don’t reduce our school to the actions of what is probably one serial pooper.

  6. Anonymous

    As a Williams student who proudly uses a toilet, I’d look to say: Please don’t reduce our school to the actions of what is probably one serial pooper.

  7. Eph

    Yeah, we Ephs are confused too – I think its one or two people – We’re all pretty disgusted with whoever it is.That said, the e-mail and forum were also to discuss other issues, at least in part caused by one/more people who are apparently bullemic (and therefore leaving traces of vomit a few places during the week)

  8. Eph

    Yeah, we Ephs are confused too – I think its one or two people – We’re all pretty disgusted with whoever it is.That said, the e-mail and forum were also to discuss other issues, at least in part caused by one/more people who are apparently bullemic (and therefore leaving traces of vomit a few places during the week)

  9. Eph

    Yeah, we Ephs are confused too – I think its one or two people – We’re all pretty disgusted with whoever it is.

    That said, the e-mail and forum were also to discuss other issues, at least in part caused by one/more people who are apparently bullemic (and therefore leaving traces of vomit a few places during the week)

  10. Brandi

    I don’t think there’s anything more The House can say about this. I mean, it pretty much speaks for itself. Good grief, Ephs.

  11. Brandi

    I don’t think there’s anything more The House can say about this. I mean, it pretty much speaks for itself. Good grief, Ephs.

  12. Brandi

    I don’t think there’s anything more The House can say about this. I mean, it pretty much speaks for itself. Good grief, Ephs.

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