Wesleyan’s Mission: Find Laurenellen’s Camera

Well, if you write us something like this, we may just have to post it.

Hello Wesleying,

I don’t want to turn you into a huge lost and found forum, but I’ve lost my camera and am ever so desperate about getting it back. If you would post some or all of what’s below, I can’t tell you how grateful I would be. I’m kind of freaking out and this is the only resource I have left. Anyway:

After my Reproduction in the 21st Century midterm in Science Center 128 yesterday, my black Cannon Powershot sat forgotten underneath my desk. The test ended at 2:30. I realized my bad camera-parenting skills at about 3 and hurried back, but alas she was gone. I’ve already managed to pester my class about her fate, and learned that she was last seen on a table at the front of the room. She has since disappeared. I’m starting to get nervous about her, so now my grief has forced me to turn to the greater Wesleyan community. My Cannon is essentially my fifth limb and I’m at a serious loss without it.

My camera is (once again) a black Cannon Powershot who answers to the name of “Laurenellen McCann’s” and contains all my pictures from fall break, a surprise I’ve been working on for my parents (which includes my name on it), and a random series of chess pieces. I’m not sure anyone else would really be interested in these pictures, so I was hoping that whomever removed my camera from the classroom would help me out in getting her home. I’ve checked both the PSafe and the Usdan lost and found, combed the room, and have found nothing. If you found my camera or know where she went, please contact me at lmccann@wesleyan.edu. There will be a reward. Food if you want it and a personalized winter scarf if you don’t. Super-eternal gratitude either way.

Alternatively, please just turn it into PSafe or Usdan. Thank so you much for your help!

Desperately yours,

Laurenellen McCann ’09

35 thoughts on “Wesleyan’s Mission: Find Laurenellen’s Camera

  1. Anonymous

    i think someone stole it and it’s not coming back. that’s the truth, people suck. the felon will suffer from bad karma for the next billion of his lifetimes.

  2. Anonymous

    i think someone stole it and it’s not coming back. that’s the truth, people suck. the felon will suffer from bad karma for the next billion of his lifetimes.

  3. Anonymous

    this is hilarious y’all, it’s just a lost camera-1st poster (which was a dumb joke, not an attempt at being a douche)

  4. Anonymous

    this is hilarious y’all, it’s just a lost camera

    -1st poster (which was a dumb joke, not an attempt at being a douche)

  5. Anonymous

    Actually, anon, seeing as it’s a blog managed by a select number of people and the school isn’t rushing forward to help take on the task of managing it, I’d say actually it doesn’t fucking matter what other people want. Stop telling them what they should and shouldn’t write about.

  6. Anonymous

    Actually, anon, seeing as it’s a blog managed by a select number of people and the school isn’t rushing forward to help take on the task of managing it, I’d say actually it doesn’t fucking matter what other people want. Stop telling them what they should and shouldn’t write about.

  7. Anonymous

    So when you lose something, make a Facebook group. Your friends might care, but the rest of this school doesn’t.These lost and found posts are such overkill, exposure-wise.5:57, the “don’t read if you don’t like it” argument is childish. I like almost everything posted one Wesleying, but these Lost and Found posts are the exception. And as an asshole of an anonymous commenter, I’m within my rights to complain when I don’t like it.

  8. Anonymous

    So when you lose something, make a Facebook group. Your friends might care, but the rest of this school doesn’t.

    These lost and found posts are such overkill, exposure-wise.

    5:57, the “don’t read if you don’t like it” argument is childish. I like almost everything posted one Wesleying, but these Lost and Found posts are the exception. And as an asshole of an anonymous commenter, I’m within my rights to complain when I don’t like it.

  9. Anonymous

    4:38 – are you insulting holly b/c she tried to help a friend? yeah, that makes her a total douche.seriously, she could post something that is actually rude, and that’s within her rights as a blogger. don’t read it if you don’t like it.

  10. Anonymous

    4:38 – are you insulting holly b/c she tried to help a friend? yeah, that makes her a total douche.
    seriously, she could post something that is actually rude, and that’s within her rights as a blogger. don’t read it if you don’t like it.

  11. Anonymous

    actually, Canon the company that makes printers and cameras has one N, while the artillery piece cannon has 2 N’s… fyi

  12. Anonymous

    actually, Canon the company that makes printers and cameras has one N, while the artillery piece cannon has 2 N’s… fyi

  13. Anonymous

    actually, Canon the company that makes printers and cameras has one N, while the artillery piece cannon has 2 N’s… fyi

  14. Anonymous

    Actually, Canon has 2 n’s, but you’re still a douche.And Laurenellen, I love you and hope you get your camera back!

  15. Anonymous

    Actually, Canon has 2 n’s, but you’re still a douche.And Laurenellen, I love you and hope you get your camera back!

  16. Anonymous

    Actually, Canon has 2 n’s, but you’re still a douche.
    And Laurenellen, I love you and hope you get your camera back!

  17. Anonymous

    don’t be a doucheLaurenellen, you should check to see when the next class was held in that room. figure out who might have been there.

  18. Anonymous

    don’t be a doucheLaurenellen, you should check to see when the next class was held in that room. figure out who might have been there.

  19. Anonymous

    don’t be a douche
    Laurenellen, you should check to see when the next class was held in that room. figure out who might have been there.

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