Introducing the ACB Vanity Search

wesfessup.com 
from here:
“Yes, you heard it right. No more going through pages after pages in the countless past archives of acb searching for your own name on the vaunted crushlist, or holding your breath while waiting for a whole entire mysterious comment thread about the list of the most desperate people on campus to load and hoping that it’s not you. No, why go through all of the hassle, worry and suspense when you can find your own dirt and your significant other’s dirt, with one simple and fast centralized search. 

And for ye of little faith out there, I have a message for you. Don’t be little doubting thomases, take that leap of faith and search for your name, the chances are, there’s someone out there thinking of you. 


This one’s for you, wes_acb.”

Thanks to Paul Cao ’08!
(use at your own discretion.)

40 thoughts on “Introducing the ACB Vanity Search

  1. Anonymous

    I can’t decide if it’s worse to take the plunge and see what terrible stuff has been written about me or to not and just always wonder/know that I have the tool now to find out

  2. Anonymous

    I can’t decide if it’s worse to take the plunge and see what terrible stuff has been written about me or to not and just always wonder/know that I have the tool now to find out

  3. Anonymous

    I know for a fact that many professors read the acb, not necessarily to see who is mentioned, but out of sheer a fascination with how bizarre it can be.

  4. Anonymous

    I know for a fact that many professors read the acb, not necessarily to see who is mentioned, but out of sheer a fascination with how bizarre it can be.

  5. Anonymous

    I’m sure a few professors will be tempted to look themselves up. Might be discouraging, unfortunately.

  6. Anonymous

    I’m sure a few professors will be tempted to look themselves up. Might be discouraging, unfortunately.

  7. Anonymous

    Have you ever seen a professor attempt to use some technological device/teaching aid in class? I’d say most of the professors I’ve had couldn’t navigate to Wesleying much less look up a list of students one by one. Not gonna happen. That said, they don’t care either. They’re kind of busy and smart.

  8. Anonymous

    Have you ever seen a professor attempt to use some technological device/teaching aid in class? I’d say most of the professors I’ve had couldn’t navigate to Wesleying much less look up a list of students one by one. Not gonna happen. That said, they don’t care either. They’re kind of busy and smart.

  9. Anonymous

    Yes folks – the real reason your grades are always late is that your professors are busy looking up the boring minutiae of your petty existence. Seriously, they’re hooked on this shit.C’mon.

  10. Anonymous

    Yes folks – the real reason your grades are always late is that your professors are busy looking up the boring minutiae of your petty existence. Seriously, they’re hooked on this shit.

    C’mon.

  11. Anonymous

    Great, so now our professors, who DO read this blog, will undoubtedly at some point be intrigued and look up students names and the weirdness crafted around them. This is middle school bullying and narcissism to its worst, and now you’re making it available to anyone tempted.

  12. Anonymous

    Great, so now our professors, who DO read this blog, will undoubtedly at some point be intrigued and look up students names and the weirdness crafted around them. This is middle school bullying and narcissism to its worst, and now you’re making it available to anyone tempted.

  13. Anonymous

    Being obsessed with the ACB almost from its inception, I already knew I wasn’t on any of the crush lists. It was depressing to have it digitally confirmed, though… :/

  14. Anonymous

    Being obsessed with the ACB almost from its inception, I already knew I wasn’t on any of the crush lists. It was depressing to have it digitally confirmed, though… :/

  15. Anonymous

    If you don’t like it, don’t use it. Someone was nice enough and took the time to do this. No use for your ingratitude here, 3:12 and 5:05. And yes, I did search my name and was somewhat disturbed by what I found, but that’s not pcao’s fault–it’s my own vanity.

  16. Anonymous

    If you don’t like it, don’t use it. Someone was nice enough and took the time to do this. No use for your ingratitude here, 3:12 and 5:05.

    And yes, I did search my name and was somewhat disturbed by what I found, but that’s not pcao’s fault–it’s my own vanity.

  17. Anonymous

    but: it doesn’t search the subjects of the threads, which is a problem, especially on the new crush lists where the person’s name is the subject, and the actual post is just something like “so hot” or whatever. can it be changed to search the subjects too?

  18. Anonymous

    but: it doesn’t search the subjects of the threads, which is a problem, especially on the new crush lists where the person’s name is the subject, and the actual post is just something like “so hot” or whatever. can it be changed to search the subjects too?

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