“Yes, you heard it right. No more going through pages after pages in the countless past archives of acb searching for your own name on the vaunted crushlist, or holding your breath while waiting for a whole entire mysterious comment thread about the list of the most desperate people on campus to load and hoping that it’s not you. No, why go through all of the hassle, worry and suspense when you can find your own dirt and your significant other’s dirt, with one simple and fast centralized search.
And for ye of little faith out there, I have a message for you. Don’t be little doubting thomases, take that leap of faith and search for your name, the chances are, there’s someone out there thinking of you.
This one’s for you, wes_acb.”
Thanks to Paul Cao ’08!
(use at your own discretion.)