The Man wants you to stick this survey to The Man

Rommel Guadalupe, the Assistant Dean of Institutional Research, is interested in researching patterns of drug and alcohol use at Wesleyan. If you are interested in letting THE MAN know how often and in what quantity you get fucked up (or not), and how much it is messing up your college life (or not), here is this anonymous survey for you:

Your responses will be both anonymous and confidential. There is no way of identifying individual students, so please be open and honest with your responses. To access the survey, click on the following link and follow the login instructions listed below:

https://www.coresurvey.com/login.asp

Once you enter the survey, follow the prompts to enter the 5-digit login code. The login code is 16937.

After you login, your password will be randomly assigned and displayed. Write this password down because you will need it if you want to complete the survey at a later time rather than in one sitting.

If you have any questions, please feel to email me at rguadalupe@wesleyan.edu. Thanks in advance for your help. If you would like information about alcohol and other drugs prevention, visit the dean’s office website: http://www.wesleyan.edu/deans/aod/index.html

10 thoughts on “The Man wants you to stick this survey to The Man

  1. frosh

    who the fuck is this guy? i’ve been getting e-mails from him since the beginning of the year— like even before i became a frosh here. and it’s been pretty fucking annoying “you’ve been randomly selected to waste 15 minutes on my survey!” pass.

  2. frosh

    who the fuck is this guy? i’ve been getting e-mails from him since the beginning of the year— like even before i became a frosh here. and it’s been pretty fucking annoying “you’ve been randomly selected to waste 15 minutes on my survey!” pass.

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