Translation: Kid too normal for Wesleyan?

I got a good laugh out of it, anyway. From a post on CollegeConfidential:

Wes a good fit for straight, well-rounded, apolitical kid?
Son is interested in attending a LAC. He is a well-rounded academically oriented athlete. He is somewhat conservative by most college standards and is not that politically-oriented or involved in community service. Enjoys life, school, sports, and friends. Is a strong student and interested in international relations and pehaps investment banking. He is fairly conventional in lifestyle and outlook, and defintely not quirky. Wes has a reputation of attracting artsy and/or socially active kids. Would son fit in?

NO WE’RE ALL GAY GTFO

In other, less depressing news, class of 2012 admissions decisions are rolling in. And you know what that means: Zillions of prefrosh on Facebook.

See what they wrote in their application essays! (“I just wrote a series of statements starting with I believe…and then said a bunch of random stuff I believed in”) See the dreams they’ve been having about Wesleyan! (“normal day; i wake up in clark and have to do a paper, but want to go to some dance party. instead, i take a shower and read about odd experiments in the sci-li”)

2012 will be a good year.

10 thoughts on “Translation: Kid too normal for Wesleyan?

  1. Adam

    apparently im famous too!i take credit for that dream haha. the other one i posted was much better (friend with hair on fire waltzes down the hallway as i beat his head with a wet towel)…i agree. it will be a good year.

  2. Adam

    apparently im famous too!

    i take credit for that dream haha. the other one i posted was much better (friend with hair on fire waltzes down the hallway as i beat his head with a wet towel)…

    i agree. it will be a good year.

  3. Marianna

    Dear Friend,You C&Ped something wrong and the “dreams” link sends me to the edit page for this entry. It’s trippy.love,Me

  4. Marianna

    Dear Friend,

    You C&Ped something wrong and the “dreams” link sends me to the edit page for this entry. It’s trippy.

    love,
    Me

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