I had trouble reading through all these apostrophes, but if you have ever wanted to be a cowperson it will probably make more sense to you:
To anyone who ever wanted to be a cowperson:
There’s this show called the Wesleyan Melodrama that’s been goin’ up ev’ry year now fer a few years an’ it’s this big ol’ musical about evil villains, true romance, brave heroes…and it all takes place in the Wild Wild West(…leyan)! It’s a crazy ol’ show about wesleyan but with sheriffs and criminals and saloons and singin’ and marshmallows. Lotsa flyin’ marshmallows.
Auditions for ye ole Annual Wesleyan Melodrama are this Friday from 4:30-6:30pm and Saturday from 3:00-6:00pm! Come on down to the MPR of Usdan for five minutes or so and show us somethin’ mighty fancy. Bring a song of your choice to sing a capella. Don’t worry, you don’t have to be a great singer, just comfortable with singing. If you are a great singer, that’s welcome, too. We’ll also be giving you a cold reading to do. Feel free to share any special talents/skills/cowboy accents. We look forward to seeing you there!
Date: Friday 4:30-6:30 pm &
Saturday 3:00-6:00 pm
Location: Usdan Multipurpose Room