Someone from a non-Wesleyan e-mail address feels that in the sake of fairness, we should include Giant Joint’s candidate statement. Though ze is not officially running this year, there seems to be some movement for a write-in campaign:
In the interest of providing equal media coverage for all WSA candidates, I would like to remind students of a candidate who has a proven ability to change the way people think – Giant Joint.
Giant Joint was supposed to write up a statement for the Argus and submit an application to the WSA in order to be considered an official candidate, but then he got high. (La da da da da da La). He thus urges all students, regardless of class, to vote for him as a write-in candidate by Friday (that’s “Giant Joint,” not “giant Joint,” or “gIaNt jOINt.”)
Let’s make next year unforgettable (in the short-term). Vote Giant Joint!