Some jerk stole the large framed “What’s Up? South!” map off the wall outside the offices by the Butterfield B bridge over the weekend. What would a klepto-vandal even do with this thing? It’s been up there for years doing the humble service of reorienting the spatial perception of passersby, and now it’s going to be stuck in someone’s bedroom?
Apparently the map is also part of an important tradition for international students in which each new student puts a sticker indicating where they’re from on the map during orientation, and the last time I saw it the map was riddled with them.
If you’ve got any info about its whereabouts, email the Butterfields Area Coordinator at firstname.lastname@example.org (especially if you live in Butt B, since you might end up getting billed for its replacement if it’s not found).