Holly and I wanted to co-author a goodbye post in Google Documents like the good ole days. However, as some of you might remember, when Blogger migrated to Google, Holly’s account somehow got inexplicably tied to the Wesleying account so now when you log in under Wesleying for anything Google-related, you end up under Holly’s name and vice versa. Then, when one of you fuckers hacked the Wesleying account a few months back, Holly, in a fit of fury, changed the password to something ridiculously secure. AND THEN FORGOT IT. So, way to go 1337 H4XX0RZ and way to go Holly. Seriously.
Long story short: Holly and I are going to Boston. We are both going to be working, in some capacity, for the University-That-Shall-Not-Be-Named. If you’d like to donate some quarters to help us buy cambridgesmellslikeass.com, my wesbox is 92990.
As for Wesleying, it’s scary what our little enfant terrible has become. Somewhere, I have written down a list of goals for this blog and they were something like: Post every day for a month. Get 400 hits per day. Be mentioned in the Argus. What I’ve learned: Set your sights low. That, and the next time you’re awake at 3am and kind of drunk and want to start a blog/clothing company/organic pornography co-op, fucking go for it. This kind of turned into a best-case scenario. Worst-case scenario? The ACB.
So to all you people who have been with us from the beginning: Thank you! It’s been a wild trip. And for those of you just joining us: Good luck on finals, welcome to Wesleyan, see you during senior week, you should join Wesleying next year, I wish we could have met. We’re leaving this blog to you.
- Changes are coming.
- We love you.
- We’ll miss you.