Green Porno: Sex to Die For

So you’re done with finals, kinda bored, and maybe looking for something sexy to pass the time? This is the total opposite of that, unless you get off to Isabella Rossellini wearing bug costumes and simulating arthropod intercourse.

Check out Green Porno, a series of eight bizarrely hilarious (and informative!) short videos written by and starring the classy actress. Rossellini starts each clip by saying “If I were a… [insert bug name]”, and then using life-size costumes, puppets, and animation to imagine herself as the male half of each slightly anthropomorphized coupling (unless the bug is hermaphroditic).

Here’s a preview:

Fight brain rot! The full videos are here.

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14 thoughts on “Green Porno: Sex to Die For

  1. Anonymous

    Isabella Rossellini is sexy in a giant snail costume, I’d hit that hermaphroditic mollusk ass any day

  2. Anonymous

    Isabella Rossellini is sexy in a giant snail costume, I’d hit that hermaphroditic mollusk ass any day

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