A bit over the top at times, but nevertheless, here are some great reasons to vote Republican in November!
The best part is from 2:00 to 2:38:
I’m voting Republican because…
Because I really enjoy being screwed by the utility companies. We need more minorities in prison. Because hybrid cars really suck. I just don’t feel I deserve health insurance. Because Texas needs more billionaires.
I’m voting Republican because sometimes the Constitution is just one big, inconvenient headache. I think the whole world should be run by one big corporation. I think it’d be so much cozier! Because all other countries are inferior to us, and we should start as many wars as we need to keep it that way.
So I can stay in Iraq. So I can go to Iran!
Lifted from Caterwauled. Thanks, Ed!