Why are you voting Republican?

A bit over the top at times, but nevertheless, here are some great reasons to vote Republican in November!

The best part is from 2:00 to 2:38:

I’m voting Republican because…

Because I really enjoy being screwed by the utility companies. We need more minorities in prison. Because hybrid cars really suck. I just don’t feel I deserve health insurance. Because Texas needs more billionaires.

I’m voting Republican because sometimes the Constitution is just one big, inconvenient headache. I think the whole world should be run by one big corporation. I think it’d be so much cozier! Because all other countries are inferior to us, and we should start as many wars as we need to keep it that way.

So I can stay in Iraq. So I can go to Iran!

Lifted from Caterwauled. Thanks, Ed!

42 thoughts on “Why are you voting Republican?

  1. Anonymous

    These are such sweeping generalizations and this video is just so stupid. Hundreds of people out there are probably voting for Obama simply because he’s what everyone calls “charismatic” while they have no idea what his policies are. Are you really telling me that that’s such a better reason?

  2. Anonymous

    These are such sweeping generalizations and this video is just so stupid. Hundreds of people out there are probably voting for Obama simply because he’s what everyone calls “charismatic” while they have no idea what his policies are. Are you really telling me that that’s such a better reason?

  3. Anonymous

    Take this stupid video down. As an alum (planning to vote Democrat) this is the kind of knee-jerk liberalism that makes me want to skip reunions.

  4. Anonymous

    Take this stupid video down. As an alum (planning to vote Democrat) this is the kind of knee-jerk liberalism that makes me want to skip reunions.

  5. mroth

    anon 12:08 – “don’t watch the video if you don’t like it”now that’s stupid.

  6. mroth

    anon 12:08 – “don’t watch the video if you don’t like it”

    now that’s stupid.

  7. Anonymous

    eww everyone chill the fuck out.no big deal, don’t watch the video if you don’t like it.i think it’s silly. the end. that’s all i’ll take from it.

  8. Anonymous

    eww everyone chill the fuck out.
    no big deal, don’t watch the video if you don’t like it.

    i think it’s silly. the end. that’s all i’ll take from it.

  9. Anonymous

    This is a pro-republican video. It shows how ridiculous liberal stereotypes of republicans are.

  10. Anonymous

    This is a pro-republican video. It shows how ridiculous liberal stereotypes of republicans are.

  11. Anonymous

    This one time, I knew a kid who was Republican, but he said he liked hybrid cars. True story.

  12. Anonymous

    This one time, I knew a kid who was Republican, but he said he liked hybrid cars. True story.

  13. Anonymous

    This is really, really stupid. Stuff like this is why people actually vote republican. Because fringe democrats are sometimes pompous asses

  14. Anonymous

    This is really, really stupid. Stuff like this is why people actually vote republican. Because fringe democrats are sometimes pompous asses

  15. Anonymous

    yeah… I agree with most of the other comments. it was a lame video, and is also no longer on youtube. sorry justin, nothing personal but this was not a worthwhile post.

  16. Anonymous

    yeah… I agree with most of the other comments. it was a lame video, and is also no longer on youtube. sorry justin, nothing personal but this was not a worthwhile post.

  17. Anonymous

    I just don’t understand why something like this ends up on Wesleying. Of course, the direction this blog takes is up to the discretion of the contributors, but I wonder honestly how many of us want to see posts like this. I know that school isn’t in session right now, but to quote my first grade teacher, “if you don’t have anything good to say, don’t say anything at all.”

  18. Anonymous

    I just don’t understand why something like this ends up on Wesleying. Of course, the direction this blog takes is up to the discretion of the contributors, but I wonder honestly how many of us want to see posts like this. I know that school isn’t in session right now, but to quote my first grade teacher, “if you don’t have anything good to say, don’t say anything at all.”

  19. direland

    For it to be a debate among equals, wouldn’t we need the Democratic Party to, I don’t know, actually do anything at all? And yeah, the Republican party sure hates gays. Preach on, Donnie McClurkin.

  20. direland

    For it to be a debate among equals, wouldn’t we need the Democratic Party to, I don’t know, actually do anything at all?

    And yeah, the Republican party sure hates gays. Preach on, Donnie McClurkin.

  21. Anonymous

    oh please, republicans, really? debate among equals? The party that didn’t believe in global warming and hates gays?

  22. Anonymous

    oh please, republicans, really? debate among equals? The party that didn’t believe in global warming and hates gays?

  23. Anonymous

    this stuff really lowers wesleyings credibility, if your going to disagree with someone at least do it politely. Politics should be some sort of joke, but rather a debate among equals.

  24. Anonymous

    this stuff really lowers wesleyings credibility, if your going to disagree with someone at least do it politely. Politics should be some sort of joke, but rather a debate among equals.

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