The news is everywhere. McCain VP pick Sarah Palin’s 17-year old daughter, Bristol, is five months pregnant. The Obama and McCain camps call for privacy for the family, and the press… well, the press digs in.
And dig in they have. New York Magazine calls Levi Johnston, the 18-year old father, “sex on skates,” referring to his skill in hockey and his skill in being sexy, at least according to the writers at the magazine:
There are so many questions: Did McCain even know the woman he picked to run the Free World in case of an emergency? Isn’t Sarah Palin so brave for standing by her daughter? Will this boost or bust McCain’s standing with independents?
We have a different question: How hot is the baby daddy?
Johnston is basically the quintessential example of that guy who you are constantly worried is going to impregnate your daughter (and occasionally does). He’s a handsome stud, an athletic star, and he has a criminal record…