Victoria’s Secret pretends we don’t exist

We own Hollywood, we increasingly rule the airwaves, and Barack Obama spoke at our commencement. Apparently, this cultural power doesn’t translate into real-world recognition—at least, not for Victoria’s Secret, which has left our beloved university out of its promotional website for its Pink Collegiate Collection line of apparel.

Search for “Wesleyan University” and you can find pretty much every pseudo-Wesleyan in the country: Illinois Wesleyan, Indiana Wesleyan, Ohio Wesleyan, Nebraska Wesleyan, Texas Wesleyan, Kansas Wesleyan… but no Wesleyan!

A particularly perceptive reader writes:

Basically, Victoria’s Secret has a Collegiate Collection featuring college-branded gear. You can nominate the next school to be added to the collection.

My Middlebury coworker and I just spent a good ten minutes looking up a lot of other small liberal arts colleges. Amherst? Yup. Williams? Yup. Colgate? Colby? Haverford? Conn. College? REED?! Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.

Fuck you, Victoria’s Secret.

Shall we burn some bras to protest this injustice?

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72 thoughts on “Victoria’s Secret pretends we don’t exist

  1. Anonymous

    change into that victorias secret thing that i likeuh huh ok tonight we’ll have it you’re way

  2. Anonymous

    change into that victorias secret thing that i likeuh huh ok tonight we’ll have it you’re way

  3. Anonymous

    change into that victorias secret thing that i like
    uh huh ok
    tonight we’ll have it you’re way

  4. Anonymous

    I’m imagining a few years from now, on some random one-night hookup, the shock I will experience as I pull off her pants to find Wesleyan-branded panties.

  5. Anonymous

    I’m imagining a few years from now, on some random one-night hookup, the shock I will experience as I pull off her pants to find Wesleyan-branded panties.

  6. Anonymous

    I’m imagining a few years from now, on some random one-night hookup, the shock I will experience as I pull off her pants to find Wesleyan-branded panties.

  7. Anonymous

    alright, seriously people, if you don’t like the post or don’t think it looks interesting, there is no law that says you have to read it. grow up. this was entertaining, some people enjoyed it whether they found it amusing or liked having a reason to bash the company. chill out

  8. Anonymous

    alright, seriously people, if you don’t like the post or don’t think it looks interesting, there is no law that says you have to read it. grow up. this was entertaining, some people enjoyed it whether they found it amusing or liked having a reason to bash the company. chill out

  9. Anonymous

    alright, seriously people, if you don’t like the post or don’t think it looks interesting, there is no law that says you have to read it. grow up. this was entertaining, some people enjoyed it whether they found it amusing or liked having a reason to bash the company. chill out

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